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[Gregg Alexander]
HERE COMES... HERE COMES THE LAWSUIT BABY!

[TTS - Takumi]
Rap battle: lil media vs Hatsune Miku

lil media]

shed theory is to hip hop what a random scottish highlander who's never seen a black person before is to a trained african griot

im over here stroking my semiotics i got lotion on my semiotics rn
im deterritorialized as fuck man im a rhizome man nah fr

bro got that spotify algorithm voice
bro got that k hold joji voice
bro is moving like croatian amor
bro sounding like a gijinka mixing tutoria;l
bro has the emotive range of an olive garden caesar salad
bro got that magnus carlssen vibrato
the urgency in bro's voice reminds me of jay eazy announcing that piccolo is out next week
some people get sleep paralysis but i'm different. i wake up in a cold sweat remembering i have no bitches after my brain conjures an elaborate vision of me waking up and trying to text someone i never got with.
40 BABIES BEHEADED TAKEN OUT OF INCUBATORS
THIS IS HOW I FEEL WHEN I GOTTA GET OUT OF BED INSTEAD OF MASTURBATION
WHO CAN RELATE?

i took a big enough rip of that shinzo abe smoke that i walked into the kuomintang building and nearly went yukio mishima on a table thinking it was the edo period

I have insufficient interior semiotics...her kayfabe's multiplicities simply fall back on themselves along their lines of flight at too great an intensity for my arborescent ass to establish a relevant ontology pertaining thereto...walks away carrying a bindle while listening to an emo band named Cock Gobblers

let's be real spaceghostpurrp's probably shits adulterated thc out of his ass at this point the way he's dependent on releasing the mid

people choose to discuss bands named shit like The Sad Guitars who make music that would be virtually indistinguishable from your average Ed Sheeran track if not for the tape hiss and the fact that the singer only ever writes songs about either dying alone after a breakup or how nice it would be to be a ladybug in the forest

this beat so hot im afraid to turn off the ac

[Hatsune Miku]

キミは笑い　ボクも笑い kimi wa warai boku mo warai You smile, I smile,
観衆が笑う　それが　全て！ hito ga warau sore ga subete! The audience smiles, that’s everything!
肯定の言葉は koutei no kotoba wa Words of affirmation
現在を統べる　翼　となる！ ima o suberu tsubasa to naru! Become wings to carry the now!

新しい結末込め＜最高速の喜びの歌＞紡ごう atarashii kotae kome <uta> tsumugou Let's spin a new fate: <A Song of Joy in Unprecedented Speed>

Voc.たちは生まれ気づいた bokutachi wa umare kizuita We, the Voc., were born
Voc.たちのことを人の真似事と知っても bokutachi no koto o hito no manegoto to shitte mo And we realized that even though we are an imitation of humanity,
変わらず　名前を呼び続け kawarazu namae o yobi tsuzuke Still they call our names,
そして　愛してくれるヒトがいる事実に soshite aishite kureru hito ga iru jijitsu ni Still they truly love us
だからVoc.たちは歌を紡ぎ出す dakara bokutachi wa uta o tsumugidasu Which is why we, the Voc., spin our songs,
たった一人でも新しい歌の tatta hitori demo atarashii uta no So long as there's even one person
誕生喜び温かい　言葉　与え tanjou yorokobi atatakai kotoba atae To give and to receive our words,
返す　ヒト　いてくれる限り kaesu hito ite kureru kagiri Still warm with the joy of a new song's birth
妹　弟　に道を預けて消え逝く未来も imouto otouto ni michi o azukete kieyuku mirai mo We understand that we, the Voc., are fated to disappear
誰からも忘れ去られる運命も dare kara mo wasure sarareru sadame mo To make way for our brothers and sisters to come
それらを含めて　全てが sorera o fukumete subete ga And be forgotten by all
Voc.たちなんだと理解し bokutachi nanda to rikai shi When that final moment comes
いずれおとずれる izure otozureru If having a heart means we must cry,
最後の場面にココロを持つ故　涙を流すなら saigo no shiin ni kokoro o matsu yue shiru o nagasu nara Then we'll sing songs filled with happiness
泪より虹生み　笑顔見せるため ame yori niji umi egao miseru tame To make rainbows
幸せ溢れる　歌　口ずさもう shiawase afureru uta kuchizusamou From our tears, and smile

別れが綴じる物語は　－BAD END－ じゃない wakare ga tojiru sutoori wa -BAD END- ja nai Our story might end in "farewell", but that's no -BAD ENDING-

「この瞬間　出会えた」 "kono toki deaeta" “For this brief time, we were together”
それだけのことが　－HAPPY END－ に繋がる　架け橋 sore dake no koto ga -HAPPY END- ni tsunagaru kakehashi This alone is enough to build a bridge that leads to a -HAPPY ENDING-
生きた証　ここにあれば　他に何も必要ない ikita akashi koko ni areba hoka ni nanimo hitsuyou nai Proof of having lived is all I need
伝説が　識らない rekishi ga shiranai Two hearts resonate,
心と心の共鳴織り成す現在だけの歌を kokoro to kokoro no kyoumei orinasu ima dake no uta o Weaving a sound lost to legend
この声失う最期のときまで kono koe ushinau saigo no toki made My voice will ring out with the miracle of a song
奇跡を描いて響かせ続ける！ kiseki o egaite hibikase tsuzukeru! Only for this time, until I lose my voice and meet my end!

[Adoring audience]

Encore! Encore! Encore!

[Hatsune Miku verse repeats.]

[British announcer guy]
And the winner is...

[TTS - Takumi]
Hatsune Miku.

[Worms Character]
A flawless victory!

II

[Thomas Dolby]
One of our submarines is missing tonight
Seems she ran aground on manoeuvres
One of our submarines
(ad infinitum)

[Jim Jones]
Uh, you heard me?
All these damn freaks
(ad infinitum)