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🎵"Catacomb Corporation reminds you to go digital" jingle, 2038"🎵
[TTS - Takumi]
Catacomb Corporation reminds you to go digital. Analog transmission is being phased out. Do your part.

[CATACOMB CORPORATION AFFIRMATIONS CHANNEL]
[TTS - Mike?]
Welcome to the Catacomb Corporation Affirmations Channel. The affirmations will begin shortly. This channel is available only to digital television viewers, so thank you for upgrading. The affirmations begin in...

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[SteamApps & Brandon]

🍯 Affirmations include:

🍇 Attract money
🍇 Attract hos and bitches
🍇 Real and honest
🍇 Extreme confidence
🍇 Attract weed
🍇 Good at slanging
🍇 Savage personality
🍇 Lit and funny
🍇 Hood mentality

[Gregg Alexander]

HERE COMES THE LAWSUIT BABY!!!!

[Don Omar]
¡Danza Kuduro!
(Plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop, plop)
¡Lucenzo!
(El Orfanato)
¡El Rey!

[Chiyo's Father]

HELLO EVERYBODY!
HOW ARE YOU? FINE THANK YOU.

[Osaka]

Oh my god!

[Chiyo's Father]

I WISH I WERE A BIRD.

[Haruhi]

I am the king! Okay, number two! You have to turn around, look back at us, and say "I love you!"

[Mikuru]

Who has number two?

[Nagato]

I love you.

[Haruhi]

Arghh, no, not like that, Yuki! You have to say it with more feeling, alright?

[Nagato]

*exact same intonation* I love you.

[Haruhi]

Go on, Kyon, show her how to do it.

[Kyon]

Why do I have to?

[Haruhi]

It doesn't matter why! It's the king's orders, okay?

[Kyon]

I lo-

[Haruhi]

Psych! Hahahahaha!

[Kyon]

Selfish king.

[Haruhi]

Here's my super-ultra-miracle-eccentric serve!

[Mikuru]

This'll prove it! See? I've got a tiny star-shaped mole right here. It's not a fake mole either. Wanna touch it?

[Kyon]

Super-size me!

[Mikuru]

Do you believe me now?

[Kyon]

Whether or I believe her or not, I don't recall where Miss Asahina keeps her moles! The only time I was able to see that much of her body was when she was cosplaying as a bunny girl! And that other time when I peeked in as she changed, which wasn't my fault!

[Haruhi]

Don't you think baseball is great? In fact, we're gonna shoot for the championship! We can't afford to lose a single game because you know how I hate losing! You got that?

[Kyon]

When's this tournament supposed to happen?

[Haruhi]

It's this Sunday.

[Kyon]

The day after tomorrow? Are you kidding? Don't you think that's way too soon?

[Haruhi]

But I already turned in the application. Oh, don't worry about it.

[Mikuru]

Uwah!

[Haruhi]

Oh, come on, the future of the SOS Brigade is riding on that ball! So, get ready!

[Kyon]

This is the first time I've heard that our future was riding on such a tiny ball.

[Haruhi]

Dammit, you guys, get back to your positions right now!
Come on, everybody, follow my lead!

[twenty one pilots]

Wish we could turn back time to the good old days
When our momma sang us to sleep, but now we're stressed out
(Oh) Wish we could turn back time (Oh) to the good old days (Oh)
When our momma sang us to sleep, but now we're stressed out
We're stressed out